Back to School with an Unwanted Blemish

         This is the first  week of the semester at my college, and along with it comes the return of  the foreign teacher, Connie. Yes, it’s me with my sassy new haircut, several amazing sale outfits and a fantastically noticeable, striking black eye to top it all off.

            After years of expertly dodging inexperienced  Chinese swimmers who flail about, kick in everyone’s faces, jump or dive headlong into the pool without paying attention to who’s beneath, or swim on the wrong side of the training lanes, I was nailed in the ocular 5 days ago at my favorite Chengdu hang-out, the Meng Zhui Wan Natatorium.   I now sport a lovely cut over my left eye with purplish skin tones to match. 

 The Story

            I landed from the States in Sichuan’s capital city around midnight last week and stayed for a few days to recuperate from jetlag before returning to Luzhou on Sunday. Aside from visiting friends, it’s always a must to schedule time in at the indoor pool where most people know me as the very, very fast swimmer. 

            With holidays not yet over, young people’s swim teams and water training courses blocked off half the pool’s lanes for their swimming time.  This left the public (us) crammed into 5 lanes only.  Even in a 50 meter pool, it was a squeeze but Thursday morning was especially so. 

            Sunny, almost 70-degree weather had our usual pool patrons overwhelmed with outsiders.  Getting around them proved to be difficult as they were all over the place.

            My black-eye culprit was one particular woman who insisted on kicking on her back with her flippers on and using her kickboard to hold her body afloat.  Her cruising speed was that of a torpedo and since she was on her back, there was no way for her to see who might be in front of her. 

            She basically ran over anyone in her way. 

            When I came along from the opposite direction, plowing through just as fast to pass 3 breast strokers in a row, it was inevitable that we’d hit. 

            WHAM! 

            My assailant continued onward, unaware of any damage she’d done.  I, meanwhile, was left nursing my eye at the end of the pool.  Always a die-hard swimmer, I finished the last of my work-out before heading over to a mirror to have a look.

            Awk!  A cut and a black eye!

            Nothing serious aside from my 45 year record of swimming without a single sports injury to my name being completely shattered.  

 Always a Positive in Every Negative

           While I’m obviously unhappy about this facial blemish, I’ve learned if you have to have a sports injury, it’s best to have a prominently visible one. Ever since this happened, I’ve received an abundance of caring looks, sympathetic arm pats and heated, disgruntled comments about my attacker. A simple sprain or jammed finger would never have gotten me this amount of attention from my Chinese friends and colleagues.  Even strangers in stores or along the street have peered with concern at my eye and offered helpful hints how to make it better.  And telling the story again and again in Chinese (with embellishments, of course) has given me quite a lot of much-needed language practice after being gone for a month. 

            You know, in America we have a lot of sayings about such things.  My favorite is:  “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”

            Yes, indeed.   At present, I’m finding black eyes make for great lemonade.

               Back to reporting from China, here’s wishing you Ping An (Peace) from along the Yangtze.

Yeah, pretty awful (both the eye and the photo) but the lemonade is worth it!

Yeah, pretty awful (both the eye and the photo) but the lemonade is worth it!

About connieinchina

I have been in the Asia region for 18 years as an English language teacher. 13 of those have been spent with the Amity Foundation, a Chinese NGO that works in all areas of development for the Chinese people. Amity teachers are placed at small colleges throughout China as instructors of English language majors in the education field. In other words, my students will one day be English teachers themselves in their small villages or towns once they graduate. Currently, this is my second year in Guangxi Province at the 3-year college, Guangxi Normal University for Nationalities. The college is located in smalltown longzhou, 1 hour from the Vietnam border.
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2 Responses to Back to School with an Unwanted Blemish

  1. Kate says:

    Some trophy you have there…..glad it wasn’t worse! We’ve been swimming at the natatorium here the past couple of weeks….have really enjoyed the exercise. There are now 5 foreign teachers at
    FTC……received a posting this morning from Ray Mahoney with a copy of the poster made for English Movie Night and EC……Life of Pi and Silver Linings Playbook…..the 1st is so GREAT and the 2nd good for conversation, I think. Hope you’re having a good week.

  2. Teresa Shaw says:

    OUCH ! My goodness what a shiner but what a cute hair cut you are sporting too!

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